Know yourself first and then judge others.

vvhitehouse:

aneastcoastbreeze:

vvhitehouse:

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

  • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
  • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
  • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
  • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

(via salaamender)

icy-mischief:

Chris laughs in the last part L O L

Omg Tom LOL 

(Source: stevemcqueened, via wham-bam-thanks-a-lot-sam)

astroknight:

Disney Princess Movies before and after name changes.

"how can we improve these titles?"

"… adjectives

(Source: thats-so-tyler, via wham-bam-thanks-a-lot-sam)

thegayduck:

lucifer-who:

ghdos:

I wish I had known about this when we had all that fucking snow this winter.

#do you wanna stab a snowman #it doesn’t have to be a snowman

#it doesn’t have to be a snowman

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via wham-bam-thanks-a-lot-sam)

basicallybenedict:

Well you can tell by the way I use my walk, I’m a woman’s man, no time to talk

(Source: stevebottoms, via wham-bam-thanks-a-lot-sam)

Theory: Nobody who writes a physics textbook gives any fucks

leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

dreadreaming:

colonelmagpie:

colonelmagpie:

colonelmagpie:

colonelmagpie:

Evidence:

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Update: Legolas’ pupils are about 3.5 cm wide each. Now drawing kawaii Legolas on physics assignment.

And they told you science was no fun.

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Science!

I’m going to do it. I’m going to hand it in.

leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas have you seen this?

omg

(via wham-bam-thanks-a-lot-sam)

morgrana:

dead-pendragon:

hOW THE FUCK DO YOU LOSE A PLANE THO

you forget to cherish it

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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)